Uh, but you know, like I said, we’re trying to track down a good lead right now. Uh, if we don’t have something really cool by next week, we may have to suit you up in a furry suit and make you walk around saying “boo!”. Uh, I honestly thought we’d have more by now. Uh, right now the place is basically just, you know, flashing lights and spooky props. We found another set of drawings, always nice, and a Foxy head! Which we think could be authentic! Then again, it might just be another crappy cosplay.

It’ll make it feel really authentic, I think. Uh, you’ll be starring as…the security guard! So not only will you be monitoring the people on the camera as they pass through – you know, to make sure no one steals anything or makes out in the corner – but you’ll also be a part of the show. Uh, yeah you’ve officially become part of the attraction. Uh, when the place opens, people will come in at the opposite end of the building, and work their way toward you, then past you and out the exit. Like, the attraction opens in like, a week, so we have to make sure everything works, and nothing catches on fire! Hey hey, glad you came back for another night! I promise, it’ll be a lot more interesting this time! We found some, some great new relics over the weekend, and we’re out tracking down a new lead, right now! So, uhhh, lemme just update you real quick, then you can get to work.

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